A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"
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Ninja:- Hey latu, Sorry to disturb you. Your phone was ringing for a such a long time and there was no answer. Were you sleeping?
Latu:- No,no no. I'm at work
Ninja:- That is why i asked u... Were you sleeping?
---------------Latu:- No,no no. I'm at work
Ninja:- That is why i asked u... Were you sleeping?
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass... ha ha ha
---------------Monday morning meet at Marina,
Tuesday lunch at Taj,
Wedding Bells on Wednesday,
Thursday at TASMAC,
Friday flashbacks,
Saturday at Madras High Court.
After a recent article that was published (The Madras High Court has decided to make family courts work on weekends exclusively hearing cases of married professional couples seeking divorce - http://in.news.yahoo.com/32/20100707/1053/tnl-weekend-divorce-hearings-for-profess_1.html)
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An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the university flagpole when an English professor wandered by. “What are you doing?” he asked. “We need to know the height of the flagpole,” said one, “and we’re discussing the formulas we might use to calculate it.” “Watch!” said the English professor. He pulled the pole from its fitting, laid it on the grass, borrowed a tape measure and said, “Exactly 24 feet.” Then he replaced the pole and walked away. “English professor!” sneer the mathematician, “We ask him for the height, and he gives us the length.”
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Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins"
"That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"
The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!
"That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"
The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!
- A smile starts on the lips, A grin spreads to the eyes, A chuckle comes from the belly; But a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, Overflows, and bubbles all around. – Carolyn Birmingham
--------------- "Children laugh over 300 times a day whereas adults laugh only 15 times. This is because children laugh unconditionally while adults do so only if there is a cause.(Source - http://www.hinduonnet.com/folio/fo0003/00030440.htm)
Laughter Club's - http://www.hinduonnet.com/folio/fo0003/00030440.htm
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